Hello readers! I'm 20 years and 8 days old now.

I had a great birthday celebration which did not start off too well cause of my dad, but let's skip the lousy details shall we.

I ended up at sentosa with leb, yi, joy and sianghui. I was nicely baked, not overcooked, and it only started raining for 20 minutes after we decided to stop playing. It's as if God is purposely holding the rain back for us. =D Had marche at vivo's for dinner and ended with mahjong at sh's place.

Lets see. This year I've got 2 ang baos, 1 bling bling aviator shades with stars necklace, 1 HARDGAY cap, 1 nike lionheart shirt and 1 hot as FCUK shirt.

My hair would be shaved off my head in 4 days time and my freedom would be robbed forcefully away from me. I'd be disconnected from the internet 5 days a week, I cant game for 5 days a week, plus I wont be able to spot any girls(eye candies), except for canteen ladies and the calefare(what nots).

Instead, I'd be seeing heads that look like toilet brushes and lush forestation. Did I mention that I'd be having cold showers every night cause tekong lacks water heaters? (PS: DONT DROP THAT BAR OF SOAP!) My new (love) girl friend would be my rifle(M16) and I'd be looking forward to every friday because it's bookout day. The shopping mall I'm going to frequent most for the next 3 months will be WHITE SANDS because I need to take MRT to and fro there.

I will attempt to conceal my bald head with a cap everytime Im donned in my CIVILIAN clothing and pretend that I'm not carrying a GREEN ns identification card in my wallet.

Every girl that I see on weekends will all turn into kristen dunsts, fiona xies, jennifer anistons, liu yi feis because pretty female species are almost non existant in camps, except those on the magazines that we bring in camp to console ourselves.

IM SOOOOOOOO LOOKING FORWARD TO MY NEW NS LIFE! AS A CHAO RECRUIT!